Quotes Relating To Dogs

“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.”
– Unknown

“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.”
– Abraham Lincoln

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.”
– Alexander Pope

“I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.”
– Will Rogers

“If you can’t decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all … adopt a mutt!”
– ASPCA

“Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads.”
– Harry S Truman

“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.”
– Woodrow Wilson

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”
– Josh Billings

“My goal in life is to become as wonderful as my dog thinks I am.”
– Toby & Eileen Green

“Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one”
– Anonymous

“The guilty dog barks first”
– Famous Texas saying

“If your dog doesn’t like someone you probably shouldn’t either.”
– Unknown

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.”
– Gene Hill

“The more people I meet the more I like my dog.”
– Unknown

“I took my dog for a walk… all the way from New York to Florida… I said to him “There now you’re done.”
– Steven Wright

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.”
– Mark Twain, Letter to W D Howells, 4/2/1899

“Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
– Henry Wheeler Shaw

“I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now.”
– Steven Wright

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”
– “DEEP THOUGHTS” by Jack Handy

“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”
– Gilda Radner

“No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.”
– Louis Sabin

“When the Man waked up he said,
‘What is Wild Dog doing here?’
And the Woman said,
‘His name is not Wild Dog any more,
but the First Friend,
because he will be our friend
for always and always and always.'”
– Rudyard Kipling

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of ther universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.”
– Roger Caras

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
– Andrew A. Rooney

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
– Ann Landers

“We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.”
– M. Acklam

“Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”
– Sigmund Freud

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
– Rita Rudner

“If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.”
– Unknown

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”
– Anne Tyler

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
– Mark Twain

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”
– Dave Barry

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.”
– Phil Pastoret